our apologies

"'Cuz it's my show."

"Also known as rats with wings"

"The best part of waking up is Ethiopia in your cup."

"If you can't bang, you can't hang."

"It says willy-a-doodle-doo!"

"For one of you homies, that got gatted in the hood."

"I've never loved a goat, but I have and I do, love my brother."

Look for Episode 17 on Oct. 12!

"I think they should make cards that say f*** you"

"Big deal, it's a f***ing duck!"

"You guys are gonna have get some hookers."

"Hopefully I don't eff it up"

"How do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants?"

"I believe that our, ah, education like such as in South Africa,and,uh,the Iraq, everywhere like such as"

"So we got some Tabasco to make Bloddy Mary's for the car."

"Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?"

00:00 Master Debaters, Episode 1
01:30 Two identical twin brothers, two identical DNA’s,
          one baby.
03:50 Hot beef injection?
07:45 Aussie man stabbed while jerking off...and he kept
          going!!
10:35 Whiskey Dick Confessions
13:05 Did you know?: Dead ringer
14:45 Celebrity Quickie: Snoop’s on a plane
20:40 Dave and Matt Show

00:00 Master Debaters, Episode 7
00:35 Vote at Podcast Alley
01:55 Bobby’s cross-country drive
04:33 Dead wife walking
07:45 Formula none
09:53 Panty Raid
13:55 Vegansexuals
18:23 Knee deep in shit
21:52 Free money
24:48 How much is too much?
31:45 Did you know?: Atomic fart
34:18 Piss ‘n Moan: Irregardless
39:45 Spread the word!!
40:15 Vote at Podcast Alley
40:40 Contest
41:29 Send us your music!
41:55 Untitled by: Adam Douglas

00:00 Master Debaters, Episode 6
00:58 Happy Birthday Bobby!!
02:49 Celebrity Quickie: Lindsay Lohan
04:13 What can’t Google do?
06:53 Do not disturb the bats.
09:15 You call that art?!
10:20 The hoohaa monologues
11:40 Pink taco stand
14:23 Got Viagra?
16:50 HotChickLambo.com
22:45 Lincoln Tunnel trucker
26:09 Did you know?: Doughnuts
31:25 Dave and Matt Show!!
31:44 Whalen’s Horseradish
32:47 Don’t forget the contest!!
35:05 New York State of Mind (Live) by: Billy Joel

P.S. Because of our constant tweaking and adjusting to make our sound better, we have a slight echo in this episode. Please excuse the error and please listen again!

00:00 Master Debaters, Episode 5
00:30 Our first victims
02:00 Pure luck
03:27 Toilet robber
05:55 “Am I allowed to satisfy myself?�
07:37 The Ball Vent
11:00 Your daughter or a new living room
14:50 Free drive-thru food
16:40 STOP STARING AT ME!!
20:10 Why Jacko is wacko
22:00 “Do you mind if I look at her tits?�
23:10 Did you know?: Hamburger
28:15 Contest rules
29:55 California Love by: Dr. Dre and Tupac

00:00 Master Debaters, Episode 4
00:30 Brandon’s broken toe
01:45 Dumb CA laws
05:21 Those damn claw machines
07:55 Cock stabbing
09:25 No girlfriends for you!
12:45 Do I still get the reward?
14:15 10 Things not to say to a cop
18:35 Packin’ heat
21:00 How to get out of a ticket
23:20 Did you know?: Heinz’ 57
28:08 California by: Phantom Planet

00:00 Master Debaters, Episode 3
00:30 Brandon in Los Angeles
01:00 Masterdb8 on itunes!!!!
01:25 Listener Feedback: Matt from NYC
03:35 Popular Sciences’ 10 worst jobs in science
07:08 ファインダー�看守
09:55 Girls who were boys who like girls
12:00 Paper bag pandas
15:15 That’s my name, bitch!
19:40 Celebrity Quickie: Ted Danson
22:05 Did you know?: Running of the bulls
25:30 Dave and Matt Show
26:15 Win an Ipod Nano!!
27:40 Hotel California (Live) by: The Eagles

00:00 Master Debaters, Episode 2
03:50 Myspace whores
06:18 Ball Buster and the One Nut Wonder
11:40 Applying for financial Aid(s)
16:00 Scents for sex
22:10 Technical difficulties (oops)
22:18 Welcome back!
23:15 Whiskey Dick Confessions
26:46 11 year old DUI
39:50 Vote on Podcast Alley!!!!!!!
41:32 Inside Out by: Eve 6